We are calling for the unionization of the slaying of Dragons, and general dealing with all mystical beasts. In these tough times, supplemental income is a necessity. Slayers, charmers and magicians alike should receive fair market value for their services.
REMEMBER: ALWAYS DEAL LOCALLY TO AVOID SCAMS
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Hawaii Dragon Slayer Needed - Response #12
Greetings,
What kind of dragon is it? For most small to medium indigenous evil dragons about 80 - 100 pieces of gold, or the hand of your daughter (if she's hot). Firebreathing dragons will be an extra charge and payment upfront.
Hopefully this is not a scam. Please let me know ASAP so I can schedule.
Thank you,
Melvin
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