We are calling for the unionization of the slaying of Dragons, and general dealing with all mystical beasts. In these tough times, supplemental income is a necessity. Slayers, charmers and magicians alike should receive fair market value for their services.
REMEMBER: ALWAYS DEAL LOCALLY TO AVOID SCAMS
Friday, September 23, 2011
Hawaii Dragon Slayer Needed - Response #13
I am an experienced dwarf with a few middle earth friends who have dealt with this type of problem before. We can trap it or simply have my wizard friend banish it to the astral plane so it wont bother you anymore. On the other hand we may be able to reason with it. It may be willing to trade a few neighborhood children for a fire and brimstone free departure. it really depends on its attitude. If it is a red dragon the price will have to be higher as they are nasty little beasties. Also we only accept Mithril as payment. Gold is far to easy to come by.
Let me know and if you are interested we will come out from the underworld and give you a quote.
Aloha
Giftos
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