We are calling for the unionization of the slaying of Dragons, and general dealing with all mystical beasts. In these tough times, supplemental income is a necessity. Slayers, charmers and magicians alike should receive fair market value for their services.
REMEMBER: ALWAYS DEAL LOCALLY TO AVOID SCAMS
Friday, September 23, 2011
Hawaii Dragon Slayer Needed - Response #13
I am an experienced dwarf with a few middle earth friends who have dealt with this type of problem before. We can trap it or simply have my wizard friend banish it to the astral plane so it wont bother you anymore. On the other hand we may be able to reason with it. It may be willing to trade a few neighborhood children for a fire and brimstone free departure. it really depends on its attitude. If it is a red dragon the price will have to be higher as they are nasty little beasties. Also we only accept Mithril as payment. Gold is far to easy to come by.
Let me know and if you are interested we will come out from the underworld and give you a quote.
Aloha
Giftos
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Hawaii Dragon Slayer Needed - Response #12
Greetings,
What kind of dragon is it? For most small to medium indigenous evil dragons about 80 - 100 pieces of gold, or the hand of your daughter (if she's hot). Firebreathing dragons will be an extra charge and payment upfront.
Hopefully this is not a scam. Please let me know ASAP so I can schedule.
Thank you,
Melvin
Monday, September 19, 2011
Hawaii Dragon Slayer Needed - Response # 11
I am interested please call F**** ***-*****
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/lbg/2602360515.html
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Saturday, September 17, 2011
Dragon Problems in Gold Country
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Dragon & Exotic pest exterminators (Gold County Area)
Date: 2011-09-17, 11:47PM PDT
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Dear highly trained and experienced professional,
Today I walked out into my yard and yo and behold what did I see? Why there was a 21ft 5inch DRAGON! his teeth sharp as well.. dragon teeth. Eyes glinting like evil gems. I was slightly freaked, as I haven't dealt with this large an animal before. A long story short. There wasn't a lot of back and forth here, he basically bit my lowered and kitted 2008 Honda Civic, in two and torched it. Then turned on me. I haven't been outside in 2 days now. I am sure he's lurking around waiting for me. I have tried the police, whenever they come he is gone by the time they get here. When they leave he comes back. Why oh why does my neighborhood always have such pests?
Please advise.
Steve the Perturbed
PostingID: 2604447243Today I walked out into my yard and yo and behold what did I see? Why there was a 21ft 5inch DRAGON! his teeth sharp as well.. dragon teeth. Eyes glinting like evil gems. I was slightly freaked, as I haven't dealt with this large an animal before. A long story short. There wasn't a lot of back and forth here, he basically bit my lowered and kitted 2008 Honda Civic, in two and torched it. Then turned on me. I haven't been outside in 2 days now. I am sure he's lurking around waiting for me. I have tried the police, whenever they come he is gone by the time they get here. When they leave he comes back. Why oh why does my neighborhood always have such pests?
Please advise.
Steve the Perturbed
- Location: Gold County Area
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: any treasure you find on your mission
Hawaii Dragon Slayer Needed - Response #9
Hi, I need your help.
I tried to enter the USA carrying my sword in a guitar case as people are generally quite terrified when I have it in hand I've found...I generally find running and screaming to be sings of terror, but maybe they are celebrating, I'm not sure.
Anyawy back to why I need your help. At the airport I was stopped and they will not let me come through with my weapon as it violates the regulations.
I've tried over and over to convinnce the security how vital my mission is. How Important a DRAGON SLAYER IS! But these people don't know the fearsomness they toy with.
If you could create an offical request to customs and immigration I would be happy to help in this quest.
Signed
Steve the drangon slayer extrodanairre
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